The Banana Test

My Dad emailed me this test and I just had to share it with all of you!!!

Don't scroll past the animals until you have decided upon your answer . . .

The Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,

A Lion ,

A Chimp ,

A Giraffe ,......

AND... A Squirrel

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

So think carefully . . .....

Try and answer within 30 seconds.

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.

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If your answer is:

Lion = you're dull.

Chimpanzee = you're dense.

Giraffe = you're a complete moron.

Squirrel = you're hopeless.

A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS. ....

Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off and relax now hurry up and forward it to someone!!!!

Please leave a comment and share with the rest of us what you picked!!!

I picked a monkey!!

A Funny Poem To Share

My Dad emailed me this poem and I just had to share it with my blog friends!!

A fart is a pleasant thing,

It gives the belly ease,

It warms the bed in winter,

And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,

A fart can be loud,

Some leave a powerful,

Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,

Or a fart can be long,

Some farts have been known

To sound like a song......

A fart can create

A most curious medley,

A fart can be harmless,

Or silent, and deadly.

A fart might not smell,

While others are vile,

A fart may pass quickly,

Or linger a while......

A fart can occur

In a number of places,

And leave everyone there,

With strange looks on their faces .

From wide-open prairie,

To small elevators,

A fart will find all of

Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,

Is simply not true-

We must never forget.......

Sweet old farts like you!

Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?

Why not send this on to other old farts and bring a smile...or....tear to them

Funny Of The Week!!

My Dad emailed me this...

...I will raise my hand!!!

How about you?

Friday's Funny ~ I'm I Man I Can Fix It Part 3

Email from my Dad that I had to share:

Don't have a spoon?
I can fix that!

No skate park in town? I can fix that!

Cables falling behind the desk?I can fix that!

Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry? I can fix that!

Desk overloaded? I can fix that!

Display rack falling over? I can fix that!

WTF?

Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee? I fixed that.

What A Son I Have!!!

Here is what is going on at my house with Tornado:

1. Tornado received board games for Christmas and well this opened our eyes...Tornado needs to know how to lose!! He gets so very upset of he loses and goes yelling and stomping off to his room followed by a slam of his door. He also needs to work on keeping the number/colour that appears on the dice after he has rolled. If it is not the right number or colour he tries to re-roll and when he is told he can not do that the yelling and stomping off to his room followed by a slam of his door occurs again.
2. After having Dad home for 7 days over the holidays Tornado was very sad to see him return to work. Tornado was not even excited about returning to school. Now to my point...we get home from school, his first day back, and the phone rings...it is Dad. I go to answer the phone and Tornado comes running for the phone saying "Dad doesn't want to talk to you, he is calling me because he ONLY misses me." they finish up their conversation and Tornado goes to hang up the phone. I ask if I could please have the phone. Tornado replies "NO! Dad just called me!! He doesn't want to talk to you."
3. Dad and Tornado are looking at the Carhart site and he comes running over to me yelling "Mom come here QUICK you have to see this!!!" I go over and he is so excited that they have Carhart product for woman too. He really wanted me to some BUT I explained to him that we had to wait until Baby was born and why. Our son just LOVES carhart!!!
4. Dad and Tornado are sitting on the couch and Tornado says he needs something. So Dad asks 'What?' Tornado replies 'I need this ball that if you throw it it comes right back to you. It comes right back to you because of gravity. If you throw it up gravity brings it right back to your hand!! If you throw it left gravity makes it come right back to your hand!! If you throw it right gravity makes it come right back to your hand!!' Dad and I chuckle as we try to hold in the laughter. It was so very cute to listen to though and to see how proud he was to share this info. with us!!
5. Everything to Tornado is UNBELIEVABLE!!!
6. Tornado wants to use my chapstick, Carmex, and I tell him to use his Toy Story Chapstick he got from Santa. He comes up to me a little bit after he used his and says 'Mom I need to use your chapstick because mine didn't work. I need yours because it is professional." LOL who knew chapstick could be professional!!!
7. There is a first for everything ~ January 15 2011: My hubby goes into the living room to find Tornado hiding under the living room table. That spells T-R-O-U-B-L-E right there!! He calls me into the living room and all I hear is 'Tornado come out of there.' my heart sinks thinking something terrible has happened. When he comes out from under the table this is what we find: Tornado got gum all stuck in his hair!! I had to cut it out. It was all over the back of his head...good thing he is a boy and you can not tell where I cut. He also managed to get it all over his Carhart shirt. (of course it was the most expensive shirt he has that he got it in.)
8. I have been informed: Chocolate milk comes from brown cows and white milk comes from white cows!! I asked where strawberry milk comes from and he has no idea!!!
9. When ever anything goes down the wrong tube well he is drinking or eating and he chokes on it Tornado says 'It went down the wrong tube...it went down the chocolate milk tube.'
10. Tornado comes up to me and sticks up his middle finger but backwards. In shock I ask him 'Ummm what are you doing? and where did you learn that?' He replies 'Daddy.' Dad looks very shocked and I am just chuckling to myself. Dad replies 'When do you ever see me do that?' Tornado replies 'To the guy behind us when you are driving' LMFAO!!! Dad says 'Oh that is just a way of saying Hello' GREAT now my son is going to go around giving people the middle finger because he is saying Hello!!! LOL

Saturday's Funny ~ I'm I Man I Can Fix It Part 2

Email from my Dad that I had to share:

Satellite go out in the rain? I can fix that!

Can't read the ATM screen? I can fix that!

No ice chest? I can fix that!

Bookshelf cracking under the weight? I can fix that!

Electrical problem? I can fix that!

Room too dark using compact fluorescents? I can fix that!

No bottle opener? I can fix that!

New TV too big for the old cabinet? I can fix that!

Does This Really Happen?!?!

Starbucks Has Yet Another Word For "Large"

A whole new way to annoy coffee drinkers.

We wonder how many times some form of this conversation has taken place in a Starbucks:

Sleepy Morning Customer: I'd like a coffee please.

Snotty Morning Barista: What size?

SMC: Large.

SMB: We don't have large.

SMC: [blink] What?

SMB: We don't have large.

SMC: Do you have small?

SMB: No.

SMC: You don't have small. Okay. Do you have different sizes?

SMB: Yes.

SMC: Is one of them larger than the other?

SMB: We have three sizes.

SMC: [pinches area between eyes] Okay. One of them is larger than the other two, I'm guessing.
SMB: [pause: has to think] Uh, yeah.

SMC: I'll have that one.

SMB: Which one?

SMC: Oh dear lord…

We can now add a fourth size to Tall, Grande, and Venti: Trenta. (Thankfully, word on the street is you can just ask for the "Bucket o' Coffee.")

Another piece of useless info. from :

Friday's Funny ~ I'm I Man I Can Fix It Part 1

This is an email I received from my Dad and I just had to share!!

Exhaust pipe dragging? I can fix that!

Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option? I can fix that!

Wiper motor burned out? I can fix that!

Car imported from the wrong country? I can fix that!

Car stereo stolen? I can fix that!

Seatbelt broken? I can fix that! (Is that a neck brace you have on?)

Friday's Funny ~ The Bus Ride

The Bus Ride

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, chartered a double-decker bus for a weekend trip to Louisiana.
The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and
the Blonde team rode on the top level.

The Brunette team down below really whooped it up,
having a great time, when one of them realized she
hadn't heard anything from the Blondes upstairs. She
decided to go up and investigate..

When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the
Blondes in fear, staring straight ahead at the road,
clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles..
The brunette asked, 'What the heck's going on up here?
We're having a great time downstairs!'

One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard
and whispered...

'YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!'

**Shared with me by my Mother-In-Law**

Friday's Funny ~ Cartoon Clips Part 3

Friday's Funny ~ Cartoon Clips Part 2

Friday's Funny ~ Cartoon Clips

Friday's Funny ~ 13 Things PMS Stands For

13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

13. Potential Murder Suspect

**Shared with me by my Mother-In-Law**

Which ones describe you the best?!?!

Friday's Funny ~ The Hormone Guide To The Modern Woman

The Hormone Guide To The Modern Woman

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands!

This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

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DANGEROUS ~ What's for dinner?

SAFER ~ Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST~ Where would you like to go for dinner?

ULTRA SAFE ~ Here, have some wine.

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DANGEROUS ~ Are you wearing that?

SAFER ~ You sure look good in brown!

SAFEST ~ WOW! Look at you!

ULTRA SAFE ~ Here, have some wine.

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DANGEROUS ~ What are you so worked up about?

SAFER ~ Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST ~ Here's my paycheck.

ULTRA SAFE ~ Here, have some wine.

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DANGEROUS ~ Should you be eating that?

SAFER ~ You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST ~ Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?

ULTRA SAFE ~ Here, have some wine.

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DANGEROUS ~ What id you DO all day?

SAFER ~ I hope you didn't over-do it today.

SAFEST ~ I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRA SAFE ~ Here, have some wine.

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**Shared with me by my Mother-In-Law**

Friday's Funny ~ Kids Say The Darndest Things!!!

We are sitting around last night looking through the flyer's and this is how this conversation went:

**Prices are not correct**Just using picture for story**

Dad says "YES!! I can get a pink rifle!!"

Tornado replies "I will take the brown one."

Mom asks Tornado "What on earth do you need a gun for?"

Tornado replies "To shoot bears of course!!"

In his voice was the sound like DUH!! How the heck did you not know that Mom!!

Mom replies "Oh I see."

Tornado says "And birds too."

Mom and Dad just busted out laughing!!! These are the moments we have to treasure!!

Friday's Funny ~ Oops

Good one




I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that
everybody was staring at me....Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

...and how was your day?

Friday's Funny!!

My Dad emailed this to me and I just couldn't resist but to pass it along to all of my bloggy friends

Broccoli Casserole

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Sunday dinner.

This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, 'Skippy!'.

The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her face.

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.

This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longerrrrrrip.

The father again looked at the dog and yelled, 'Skippy!'

Once again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes!' Afew minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it.

She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, 'Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!'

Hope you all got a good laugh!!