The Hormone Guide To The Modern Woman
Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands!
This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
DANGEROUS ~ What's for dinner?
DANGEROUS ~ What's for dinner?
SAFER ~ Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST~ Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE ~ Here, have some wine.
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DANGEROUS ~ Are you wearing that?
SAFER ~ You sure look good in brown!
SAFEST ~ WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE ~ Here, have some wine.
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DANGEROUS ~ What are you so worked up about?
SAFER ~ Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST ~ Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE ~ Here, have some wine.
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DANGEROUS ~ Should you be eating that?
SAFER ~ You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST ~ Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE ~ Here, have some wine.
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DANGEROUS ~ What id you DO all day?
SAFER ~ I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST ~ I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE ~ Here, have some wine.
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**Shared with me by my Mother-In-Law**
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